I could stand to see her do a few rounds of jumping jacks. before she, you know, jumps Jack.

I sincerely apologize for contributing to the delinquency of this comic by bringing up bo.. Bloo's wardrobe. :-)

That would be quite the Blooper.

Vampires appear to fly by wanting to, so gravity's effect on their bodies varies by their will. If Bloo gets distracted enough, the girls will make an explosive appearance...

Same power Xmen Villainess use..

Could just be body paint. Nothing to fall off. Though admittedly that wouldn't give the pushup effect...

Double sided duct tape...

It could be that they're rooted in their last personnality, but it could also be the fact that changing would do nothing for her. She obviouśy cańt be a mother, that's for sure and if I understood correctly, vampire live on the fringe of society. Wether it's a conscious choice, an obligation enforced by other supernatural or something in their very nature, it might just that she's still a hippy because there's no point in being anything else.

Bloo is completely cut off from the experience of being a human; everything that vampires do is a mockery of the humanity they once were; they are what humans are when they lose their mortality and its accompanying weaknesses.

Bloo lost all that back when she was turned -- as long as she doesn't get staked, or however this variety of vampires is permanently dispatched, she won't die. She's stronger than any human, and can feed herself easily; she will never starve, and thus will never have the worry about starving on he rmind. She will never age, either, including how every aspect of that experience weighs on the human subconscious. She needs no home, and can't die of exposure like a human could. She can't breed, but she can probably have sex (Mike could with Zandra), and she's got all eternity to screw.

She's been reduced to a walking Id -- a child in the purest sense -- and through being immortal and nearly indestructible, is incapable of being anything else.

I thought it was also stated, somewhere, that she was high when she got turned and that never really wore off. She just adapted to it.

In Bloo's case you have to wonder just how much the fact that vampires can't really sleep has affected her. If she has been 'high' since she was turned and technically has no 'off switch'(humans get too high they get to pass out or sleep it off)...would that really make her into a walking Id as Not a Dog mentioned...Or would it make her something else entirely? And given this lovely burst of character development, how much do you think she really resents humanity? If not stopped here, could she be a greater monster then even a demon? Being able to hide in plain sight even amongst monsters...after all, she's -just- the Bloofer Lady.

At least he has an epic beard for December's foggy freeze to cling to. There should be more vampires with Castro beards.

Zing!

Weren't we all?

Nope! In my case it was both Edgar Allan Poe and H. P. Lovecraft!

You DON'T want to know what my dreams are like...

Deep,
Dark,
Beautiful,
And TERRIFYING...
THINGS....
Do I see...
In the Night...

http://nerdbastards.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Alan-Moore.jpg

Fucking love bbc now.

Also, this is much more fan servicey than normal for you, Joe. D:

...can't say I mind.

Ah, but it is so hard to change when you are undead. For some. Even harder for a junkie...