MONDAY AND FRIDAY BY JOE ENGLAND

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21st May 2016, 2:49 PM

Joe England

Wow. Bloo! This is a new side of you! All of a sudden you seem vastly human and sympathetic. In fact, hey, how about you be the new protagonist? You're saving the world from stagnation by burning humanity's houses, one molotov at a time!

-Joe

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21st May 2016, 2:53 PM

CrankyCat

Don't move too suddenly Bloo or things will be busting out all over.

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21st May 2016, 3:29 PM

straycat74

I could stand to see her do a few rounds of jumping jacks. before she, you know, jumps Jack.

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21st May 2016, 8:54 PM

CrankyCat

I sincerely apologize for contributing to the delinquency of this comic by bringing up bo.. Bloo's wardrobe. :-)

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21st May 2016, 11:38 PM

Wolf.spider

That would be quite the Blooper.

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21st May 2016, 3:32 PM

Sally Sweetly

Sorry. What? I am busy staring at her boobs. How does that toob top stay over her nipples? Must be vampire magic! That is quite a bit of fan service.

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21st May 2016, 5:53 PM

Not a Dog

Vampires appear to fly by wanting to, so gravity's effect on their bodies varies by their will. If Bloo gets distracted enough, the girls will make an explosive appearance...

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21st May 2016, 7:56 PM

jonathan d wint

Same power Xmen Villainess use..

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22nd May 2016, 3:52 AM

Morfos

Could just be body paint. Nothing to fall off. Though admittedly that wouldn't give the pushup effect...

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8th Jun 2016, 8:22 PM

JasonAW3

Double sided duct tape...

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21st May 2016, 4:57 PM

Vero

Great character development for Bloo. She's becoming a favourite villain. I wonder... Do vampires get stuck in the "phase" that they were in when they got turned? Never able to grow or change? If so... that adds a whole new level to Bloo and the others.

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21st May 2016, 7:42 PM

Guest

Oh my god Bloo please fix your top

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21st May 2016, 7:45 PM

hangover included

Never change, Bloo.

Er... Too late for that, I guess.

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21st May 2016, 7:54 PM

jonathan d wint

I wonder If she dies or If Zandra going to spank her? Mike I think she will kill.. Mike just feels more slimy .. Bloo Guested Zandra Can Escape any time she wants and Lord Incubus Out and out said the same that all she had to do was accept his Knowledge(upgrade to true demon Lord maybe). But It makes me wonder it all she got to do is stand up and bust lose how then will you Joe Surprise us bc after all this time I know you will surprise us

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21st May 2016, 11:44 PM

CyberSkull

I think she likes the idea of being something, rather than the reality. Does being a vampire freeze you into what you are at the time of your transformation? Is a vampire's identity rooted in the person they ceased to be?

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22nd May 2016, 12:21 AM

tom-tomy

It could be that they're rooted in their last personnality, but it could also be the fact that changing would do nothing for her. She obviouśy cańt be a mother, that's for sure and if I understood correctly, vampire live on the fringe of society. Wether it's a conscious choice, an obligation enforced by other supernatural or something in their very nature, it might just that she's still a hippy because there's no point in being anything else.

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22nd May 2016, 3:51 AM

Not a Dog

Bloo is completely cut off from the experience of being a human; everything that vampires do is a mockery of the humanity they once were; they are what humans are when they lose their mortality and its accompanying weaknesses.

Bloo lost all that back when she was turned -- as long as she doesn't get staked, or however this variety of vampires is permanently dispatched, she won't die. She's stronger than any human, and can feed herself easily; she will never starve, and thus will never have the worry about starving on he rmind. She will never age, either, including how every aspect of that experience weighs on the human subconscious. She needs no home, and can't die of exposure like a human could. She can't breed, but she can probably have sex (Mike could with Zandra), and she's got all eternity to screw.

She's been reduced to a walking Id -- a child in the purest sense -- and through being immortal and nearly indestructible, is incapable of being anything else.

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23rd May 2016, 8:54 AM

Epsilon Rose

I thought it was also stated, somewhere, that she was high when she got turned and that never really wore off. She just adapted to it.

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24th May 2016, 9:58 PM

MidnightBomber

In Bloo's case you have to wonder just how much the fact that vampires can't really sleep has affected her. If she has been 'high' since she was turned and technically has no 'off switch'(humans get too high they get to pass out or sleep it off)...would that really make her into a walking Id as Not a Dog mentioned...Or would it make her something else entirely? And given this lovely burst of character development, how much do you think she really resents humanity? If not stopped here, could she be a greater monster then even a demon? Being able to hide in plain sight even amongst monsters...after all, she's -just- the Bloofer Lady.

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22nd May 2016, 7:15 AM

Siansaar

Grateful dead...hehe, good one.

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22nd May 2016, 3:37 PM

CrankyCat

Poor Bloo. All those romantic tales about being seduced by sexy vampires and she gets turned by Aqualung.

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23rd May 2016, 1:49 PM

John

At least he has an epic beard for December's foggy freeze to cling to. There should be more vampires with Castro beards.

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23rd May 2016, 8:07 AM

LadyRen

Preaching to the choir, Bloo.

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24th May 2016, 4:43 AM

Iarei

But... lawyers and capitalists ARE blood suckers.

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24th May 2016, 6:07 AM

Joe England

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24th May 2016, 2:09 PM

Yoko Udoran

Poor Bloo...Unable to see that her hottt......body..
Im sorry..What was I saying?

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25th May 2016, 3:24 AM

thumb

Wait . . . wait . . . wait . . .
Is that Alan Moore? Was she created by Alan Moore?

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25th May 2016, 5:21 AM

Joe England

Weren't we all?

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8th Jun 2016, 8:28 PM

JasonAW3

Nope! In my case it was both Edgar Allan Poe and H. P. Lovecraft!

You DON'T want to know what my dreams are like...

Deep,
Dark,
Beautiful,
And TERRIFYING...
THINGS....
Do I see...
In the Night...

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26th May 2016, 12:51 AM

CrankyCat

http://nerdbastards.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Alan-Moore.jpg

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28th May 2016, 4:55 AM

Roscoe

Fucking love bbc now.

Also, this is much more fan servicey than normal for you, Joe. D:

...can't say I mind.

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25th May 2016, 1:09 PM

Archone

I'm pretty sure that the hippies were never into arson and murder. "Make love not war," and all that...

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26th May 2016, 1:45 AM

me

She doesn't HAVE to stay a hippy. She's immortal, she can do most whatever she wants.

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13th Nov 2016, 4:47 AM

Rock

Ah, but it is so hard to change when you are undead. For some. Even harder for a junkie...

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