MONDAY AND FRIDAY BY JOE ENGLAND

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17th Sep 2016, 10:52 PM

Joe England

Man, she must be getting sore from sitting down so much. I know I do. Of course, that's comic time versus real time.

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COMMENTS FROM THE AUDIENCE

17th Sep 2016, 11:25 PM

Not a Dog

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17th Sep 2016, 11:59 PM

chaotik74

Who's with me? show of hands?

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18th Sep 2016, 12:49 AM

Anon Forever Wandering

I'm honestly tempted. I'll throw my lot into that hat.

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18th Sep 2016, 12:15 AM

Voc

IF Zandra doesn't give her something to do, she's liable to twist a offhand comment into an order TO do something.

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19th Sep 2016, 11:48 PM

Limey Lassen

Right. She should give an innocuous, harmless command to head that off. A time consuming one.

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20th Sep 2016, 6:28 PM

Voidbane

Hermes became the messenger of the gods because he was energetic and easily botrd... TOO energetic. The job of constantly flying around on deliveries kept him out of trouble!

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18th Sep 2016, 1:20 AM

CrankyCat

Remember all those times Jack irritated you so you set him on fire?

Tell Betty her job is to seduce Jack. Yep.

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18th Sep 2016, 3:08 AM

Guest

Jack would set *Betty* on fire.

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18th Sep 2016, 7:27 AM

Guest

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18th Sep 2016, 2:58 AM

Nestor

Remember folks if we all coordinate and vote the top100 button every day we'll put Zebra girl in the top10. As it is we've broken into the 100s, but that is worth zilch, so who's with me?

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19th Sep 2016, 3:06 AM

Nestor

Vote everyday!

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20th Sep 2016, 5:46 AM

Nestor

Vote, or Trump wins!

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20th Sep 2016, 4:30 PM

Guest

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25th Aug 2017, 11:56 AM

Nestor

Well I did warn you

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18th Sep 2016, 3:09 AM

Guest

Betty, Betty, Betty. Do you realize just how thin the ice you're standing on is? If you want to be useful, grow some skates on your footpaws and bugger off until Zandra calls for you. Probably at the top of her lungs while chasing you down after you've done something ELSE to piss her off...

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18th Sep 2016, 4:25 AM

thumb

There's this, Crystal's temptation back in the subfusc, and various other bits. Either Zandra is extremely irritated at all the insinuations that she's attracted to women, or everyone else knows something she doesn't. Or both.

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18th Sep 2016, 7:27 AM

Guest

Omg...she really IS best Betty! Well, if the girl's got a song in her heart, let her dance, Zandra...

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18th Sep 2016, 9:48 AM

Dotcom

I love the strategic covering of naughty bits. Would they really even be obvious with all that fur? XD

And, yes, Zandra. You ARE. You have finally come to be comfortable with being a human turned into a demon creature. Accepting your bi side should be a breeze compared to that, you silly thing! Enjoy the sexy bunny person. :D

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18th Sep 2016, 10:36 AM

Yoko Udoran

The Dance of Attack Puppy....Bunni -flat

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18th Sep 2016, 1:15 PM

Mr. Casual

"This is relevant to my interests," M. Bison's "Yes! Yes!" and various other memes.

Really, gotta say, Betty is one of my favorite characters you've ever come up with, Joe. Her wonderful expressions, her look that wiggles between sexy and disturbing, her habit of breaking into Seussian rhyme, all of it makes for such a great package.

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18th Sep 2016, 3:45 PM

Syncronocity

10 imaginary dollars Zandra's next panel will be something along the lines of "Oh to hell with it. Dance away."

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18th Sep 2016, 9:57 PM

Cait Sidhe


Psychotic, Lesbian bunny... ok I can get behind that XD

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19th Sep 2016, 12:40 AM

Rborn

I'm not even sure if lesbian really covers it. I think she just does what she feels like and her actual sexuality is more complicated than saying lesbian or probably even bi.

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18th Sep 2016, 10:13 PM

Lucius Appaloosius

It's POOKA POLKA PARTY TIME! 7@=E

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19th Sep 2016, 5:21 PM

Coldesta Lelast - Witch

The second you said Pooka Polka Party Time I swear I heard the UFO Porno song playing.

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20th Sep 2016, 11:44 AM

Plutoniumboss

Pooka polka party
Pooka polka party
Pooka polka party and a baseball bat

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18th Sep 2016, 11:28 PM

Lord Jaguar

Dance the dance of chain unlocking!

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19th Sep 2016, 12:35 AM

Rborn

Denial is an ugly thing.

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19th Sep 2016, 12:48 AM

Nech

well it does have some rather disgusting things rotting in there so that does make sense...

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19th Sep 2016, 1:22 PM

Salem

"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. . . . You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. . ." -Morpheus

One red, please and thank you.

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19th Sep 2016, 10:35 PM

Carnal Circus

A Lagomorphic Lapdance would be the perfect thing for Crystal and gang to walk in on.

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20th Sep 2016, 1:48 AM

Kaunisenkeli

"Lagomorphic Lapdance" There's a piece of alliteration I never expected to encounter.

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20th Sep 2016, 4:33 PM

Guest

I've got to ask, who voices Betty in your head, Joe? I almost want to say she sounds like Lucy Lawless (in her Xena sultry voice) to me.

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20th Sep 2016, 7:39 PM

Joe England

Hm. Y'know, for my part, it's hard to say. I never quite assigned her a specific voice. But I think you made a pretty solid choice!

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24th Sep 2016, 6:07 PM

Guest

Would she have an accent?

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20th Sep 2016, 8:10 PM

JasonAW3

I would suspect a strip tease, given Betty's expression, but it's be a REAL short dance, considering how little she wears...

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20th Sep 2016, 9:04 PM

Mosskat

For all the comments about "hell yes, lesbian rabbit, dance for our lady of terror" I think people are forgetting that pookas are shapeshifters.

So like...sexy lady rabbit can turn into a sexy man rabbit and surprise the bejeezus out of Zandra. Either way, the result might be hilarious.

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21st Sep 2016, 9:10 AM

Jonathan Wint

Was revealed in her Father's Prison that Zandra just a touch Bi.

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21st Sep 2016, 9:11 AM

Jonathan Wint

Was revealed in her Father's Prison that Zandra just a touch Bi.

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21st Sep 2016, 9:11 AM

Jonathan Wint

Was revealed in her Father's Prison that Zandra just a touch Bi.

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24th Sep 2016, 9:25 AM

Jonathan Wint

for record no idea why this triple posted but I was scared to apologise in case it happened again but browser been behaving.. S I am sorry for triple post JOE!

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21st Sep 2016, 10:51 PM

Mr Cthulhu

I need this as a poster to hang on my wall. It's so f****** good.

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23rd Sep 2016, 12:19 AM

Hangover Included

Betty has best crazy face.
This comic has some great crazy faces, but Betty's is by far the craziest.
Keep having ideas, hunny bunny.

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23rd Sep 2016, 12:46 AM

Hangover Included

This is probably weird, but I'm having a lot of fun readying Betty's lines in the voice of a chain-smoking New York great-aunt who lives on a fifth-floor walk-up in a rent controlled apartment and has made a truce with the cockroaches.

This is not my great-aunt. I don't have a great-aunt in New York. This is just the Platonic ideal of a Great Aunt from new york.

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23rd Sep 2016, 2:02 AM

Plutoniumboss

WHOA Black Betty, BAM-BA-LAM!

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23rd Sep 2016, 8:48 AM

Kerinbot

I'm touched that Zandra's immediate response was concern for Emily.

As for Betty... this could be interesting. We all know what a Bouncing Betty is, right?

S-mine...
S-yours...
S-EVERYBODY's favorite BANG!

metaphors galores!

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24th Sep 2016, 4:35 PM

ZB

Most of us aren't in our 80s, so... no, we don't all know what a Bouncing Betty is.

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23rd Sep 2016, 10:05 PM

Ren

Gooooodness. *////* K.O.

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24th Sep 2016, 6:04 AM

Vosla

Panel 4 has the vibe of Machine-Maria from the movie Metropolis. This rabbit is awesome.

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25th Sep 2016, 8:08 PM

Joe England

Loved that movie. I'll take that as a compliment!

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27th Sep 2016, 1:24 PM

Brian J

Panel 3... Betty's look of "Oh! I have an GREAT idea!"... that's the kind of look you hope is NEVER directed at you for ANY reason! Yes, that look is going to haunt me for the rest of my life. Thank you AGAIN, Joe!

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