The views expressed by vampires in this comic do not necessarily reflect the views of the author.

Incidentally, that creep in the hood? She's got a real catch-phrase going with that "dibs" thing.

By the way, sorry for keeping you waiting again tonight, but... well, it's been a tiring couple of days. Let's all be easy on each other for now, because I get the feeling Bloo isn't the only villain currently giving themselves a gleeful little monologue at this moment.

Lots of that going 'round, I reckon.

Hard to hold a conversation when all you get are monosyllabic replies.

"...sure" roughly translates to "if I unchain Zandra and she kills me I won't have to listen to you anymore."

I like this page. It's all moody and atmospheric, and you can tell who's talking way before you get to the panel where it shows her.

And, as always, the art is top notch. I think you've just gotten more and more detailed over time, better at composition, proportions... You're really good, Joe, I like what you do.

Is she still calling dibs on Wally? Does she want to kill him, or cuddle him? He does seem cuddly.

"The human race to nowhere"

Bloo is crazy, but she has some great lines in her crazy talk :)

Man, I really like the "finger smoke" effect on your vampires Joe. It's a pretty nice little detail.

I kinda feel like dibs girl is Becky's evil(er) sister.

I'm not sure the views of the vampire in this comic necessarily reflect any reality.

* dramatically opens envelope *

And the award for best stream of consciousness monologue in a web comic goes to...

... what Norad said :D

Man, that is a downright fantastic monologue.
Incidentally it reminds me of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas though:
"And with the right kind of eyes, you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back."
:D